Yeah... that's what it does!
Monday, September 25, 2006
What has
"Zero-impact, tri-axial action: automatically engaging muscle groups in your abs, back, hips, seat and legs.
Three levels of speed and intensity: trot... gallop... and race for a truly invigorating workout."
I would have thought an iJACKRabbit personal vibe maybe, but NO! I was sorely proven wrong this weekend as I waked by Brookstone at the Cherry Creek mall to see two 12 yr old girls side by side riding a pair of these. Suffice it to say, I laughed so hard a little pee came out - in the Cherry Creek mall. As a matter of fact, when I think about it, I still laugh so hard a little pee comes out.
Please DO click here to see the iGallop in action. Watch all of the videos. There is only one way I can figure she stays on there, and it involves a surface that'll hold a suction cup mount! Oh and the "Crane Pose?" Um, yeah... pretty sure I have that in a book somewhere and the book is not the manual for an iGallop.
I don't know what to say.
Boys and girls, do we know why this ad isn't seeing more playtime on tv?
Sorry, I had to share - there is just nothing else you CAN do with this kind of information.
posted by ZEUS @ 11:58 PM, No comment,
Has it been that long
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
I almost can't believe it has been so long since I last blogged. Normally I am acutely aware of the time between blogs. Today, I have to say, I am surprised.
For those of you who care - here's what's been going on.
My garden- DEAD. Not because I didn't cover it, but because the wind was gusting at 45mph and as a result the cover blew off my tomatoes. The tomatoes are fine, and I will be picking anything that is left on the vine today. And, in the long run, this is all ok because I am so over wanting to perform maintenance on it any more.
I just bought a camera! $630 later I have this and a free 2 GB CF card for taking lots of pictures. NO, I cannot take pictures with it yet. Yes, as soon as I can, I will be posting some. No Mackenzie, not cat blogging - unless I happen to stumble on a bobcat somewhere in my travels.
Work is keeping me busy. There was a couple days there that I almost completely forgot that reading was a necessary prerequisite for class attendance. I'm better now, hopefully, despite being assigned a in depth brief for the district court just under a week ago.
I promise to pop my head out again soon - and yes.. I will continue reading your blogs.
posted by ZEUS @ 1:25 PM, No comment,
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Saturday, September 02, 2006
1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, after which you'll be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about that toothache.
8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
9. Remember: everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
posted by ZEUS @ 7:19 PM, No comment,
